By Ahmed Latif
Accessory: [aksesuhree] noun
An object deemed to be a necessity in order to make a statement about the fashionably ironic disregard for popular fashion.
Bass: [beys] noun
Conformity: [kuhnfohrmitee] noun
Cool: [Kool] noun adj. adverb
To be robbed of individuality and identity.
[Obsolete] Of an awesome nature.
Deck: [dek] noun
Fedora: [fidohrah] noun
A must have item for every hipster, artist, or self-defined individualist.
Identity: [eyedentitee] noun
A conflicted collection of eclectic and obscure works of art or expressions made by others, which define one’s sense of self.
Mainstream: [meynstreem] noun
An evil tyrannical state of being ordinary and typical characterized by constant torment, misery, and emptiness.
Self-Awareness: [self-uhwairnis] noun
A state, or epiphanic moment, in which self-knowledge is summarized as the mirage of unequivocal and unadulterated uniqueness.
Soul: [sohl] noun
Unique: [yooneek] adj. noun