By Ahmed Latif
Sometimes lions like to party, so they head up to the Crystal Palace, you know the one that dates back to antiquity.
There they love to sing about conquests, but mostly they make “Top Gun” references and hate on film-noir-esque roman à clefs. Meanwhile, on the other side of town the canary was today’s guest on “Inside the Villain’s Lair” with James Cupasoup. The canary’s daffodil-shaped minions were insanely jealous by the fact that their parties are only in a lighthouse and have a kind-of-smells-like-fish-but-more-like-a-dead-fish aura. So, if the faux-Thracian Emperor and the pseudo-Anatolian King had eighteen rings each, then this party will actually mean something: ruling the world. And everyone knows Istanbul is the world, or at least two continents of it and you have to pick a side.